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11-19-2023, 01:20 PM
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My mind is full of miscellaneous stuff.
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Clock repair
Had to take my mantel clock in for repair. It was running slower and slower. The repair service was run by a father and son. Talking to the son, he mentioned his dad is getting on in years and don't know how much longer he can continue to work. I felt sorry for the son, as when his father passes he will spend the rest of his life winding up his estate.
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11-19-2023, 02:39 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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Eewww. Are you sharing a house with Hungwell.
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11-20-2023, 02:40 AM
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My jokes are so bad, they're good AWFUL.
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Originally Posted by oppenoppen
Had to take my mantel clock in for repair. It was running slower and slower. The repair service was run by a father and son. Talking to the son, he mentioned his dad is getting on in years and don't know how much longer he can continue to work. I felt sorry for the son, as when his father passes he will spend the rest of his life winding up his estate.
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oppenoppen That is one of the best joke i have read Hands down.
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11-20-2023, 02:42 AM
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My jokes are so bad, they're good AWFUL.
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A man shouted to his friend, "Number's, come in here and check out my clock."
Number's found him standing naked, with a hard-on. "That's not a clock!" Number's shouted.
"It is," he replied. "It just needs two hands and your face on it."
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11-20-2023, 11:06 AM
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Thanks
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Originally Posted by oppenoppen
Had to take my mantel clock in for repair. It was running slower and slower. The repair service was run by a father and son. Talking to the son, he mentioned his dad is getting on in years and don't know how much longer he can continue to work. I felt sorry for the son, as when his father passes he will spend the rest of his life winding up his estate.
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oppenoppen That is one of the best joke i have read Hands down.
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Rare praise from a master - thanks.
I actually did take my wife's mantel clock in for repair and the business was run by a father/son. As soon as I saw them I remembered the punch line. Was able to work it into a conversation and waited for the groan/laugh. Nothing!! It went right over their heads.
Last edited by oppenoppen : 11-20-2023 at 11:11 AM.
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11-30-2023, 09:56 AM
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oppenoppen What's the difference between a grandfather clock and grandmother clock?
The dong.
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