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Old 10-02-2006, 07:18 AM   #1
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Question new ways to masterbate?

Does anyne know of any better ways to spank the monkey that arn't just the plain and simple hand job.
They've gotta work too.
And actually be good.
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Masturbation Techniques for the Male

Hands On

Single fist:
The use of a single fist is perhaps the most basic male
masturbation technique. You simply wrap your fingers around your
erect penis firmly and slide your hand up and down over your
cock. This technique produces the most contact between your hand
and your penis.


Fist over Fist:
In this technique you can alternate fists, sliding first one and
then the other from the base of the penis to the tip. In this
manner you can strike up a similar rhythm that approximates the
single fisted method. To add a slightly different twist, try
moving one fist upwards and the other downwards.

Two fists together:
If your penis is of a fairly large size, you may be able to place
both of your fists on your penis at the same time and slide them
back and forth on your penis in unison.

Finger Techniques
There are many variations of the finger techniques which usually
only vary by position of a finger or thumb and can depend on the
firmness of the grip. Here are a few examples for you to try.
Experiment with different combinations to find what works best
for you.

Two Fingers:
This method generally uses just the thumb and forefinger and can
be substituted for the single hand. You can stroke the shaft from
base to tip or merely run move the thumb and forefinger back and
forth over just the head of the penis

Thumbs and Fingers:
Encircle your penis with the thumb and two fingers from each
hand. Then stroke up and down, varying the speed and the pressure
until you reach orgasm.

Vaginal Simulations
There is nothing better than placing your penis inside a pussy.
Although sometimes this doesn't always work out as you'd like.
These are some techniques in which you can fantasize that you are
pumping into a pussy. Try them out and see which ones you like
best.

Hot Dripping Pussy:
Make sure that your hands are well lubricated with a water
soluble lubricant. The slicker the better in this case. Grasp
your penis and try to simulate the feelings you get when a pussy
has a tight grip on your penis and is squeezing and releasing it
spasmodically.

Insertion Objects:
There are a great many different objects that you can thrust your
penis into that will simulate vaginal intercourse. The best thing
is that most of them are readily available. Toilet paper rolls
are one idea. Cutting a hole large enough for for erect penis to
fit through in a watermelon or cantaloupe is another. Experiment,
experiment, experiment!

Liver:
Ok, I know that this one might sound a little bit gross and
repulsive but check it out. Have a good look the next time you
buy raw liver. The texture and flexibility of it makes it a great
substitute for the real thing. You could probably even warm it up
a little before wrapping it around your penis.

Pillowing:
In this instance, it's a little tamer than the liver, you place a
couple of pillows down on the bed or location of your choice and
insert your penis in between them. Then thrust your penis in and
out simulating intercourse.

Water Techniques
Cool, clear water. It's definitely good for what ails you. Here
are a couple of ideas for you for the next time you're in the
shower or taking a bath

Falling Water:
This method can be accomplished in a number of ways. Place
yourself so that the water will spray over your penis. This can
be accomplished by positioning yourself near enough to the tub
faucet, the shower nozzle, or even a garden hose if you don't
mind the cold water..

Shower Head:
This one can be a lot of fun. I know I sure enjoy it as a female.
You need a hand-held shower head for this one. Direct the spray
at the back of your penis, the spot where the head and the shaft
meet. This can produce some very pleasurable feelings.

Soapy Shower:
The shower is always a great place for masturbation, it's warm
and comfy. A great place to fantasize as you stroke your lathered
up penis until you cum.

Belly Scratch:
First of all you need to get into a comfortable position on your
back. Make sure you've got lots of lube and make your penis very
slick. Then curl the tips of your fingers lightly around the top
half of the shaft and stroke the full length of your penis. The
lower half of the penis will rub against your belly, hence the
scratching.

Playing Ball:
In this one, you get to scratch at your balls. Gently scratch
your fingernails over the surface of your balls. Alternate
between doing this and massaging gently around the area
surrounding each ball individually. Try tossing them around
gently allowing them to roll slightly in the scrotal sack. You
can also massage the spot beneath your balls at the cleft above
your asshole.

Squeeze Techniques
In these techniques you get to put the squeeze on. Enjoy!

Thigh Squeeze:
Please bear in mind that this particular method can be painful
and not all men will be able to accomplish it. So if it hurts,
please stop. Some men are capable of getting their penises
between their thighs and can get off by jiggling or squeezing
their thighs around their penises. Make sure that you have the
testicles out of the way when trying this technique.

Greased Elbows:
This is another variation on the above technique although it is
not found to be as satisfactory but is less painful. The idea is
to insert your penis between well greased elbows. This can be
done in a standing, sitting or lying face down position.

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Well, you could always look for objects you might have that could be fun to play with...
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Agree . But I prefer mutual masturbation.
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I guess that works too.
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I guess that works too.

But I cant get it everyday .
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If you use lotion it makes it very slick and works just fine!
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What about the olive oil?
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What about the olive oil?

Olive oil is best for external use. But they say that you should use water based lubricants when its required inside (e.g. KY gel).
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Olive Oil is for anal sex. I dont need any lube for sex, I am wet enough.
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This is a masturbation thread. I brought it up because guys don't have much natural lubrication.
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FLESH LIGHT! That thing is just amazing...
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There are many lubes out there, the best ones? Baby oil, and Vaseline. One of the things people mistake for lube is soap, this can cause the penis to dry out, and/or cause rashes.
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plus soap in your piss hole burns like a mofo!
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Well in that case Olive Oil is the best thing I have ever found. Try it out guys it works great! I found it in a porn mag.
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You are right.
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Well in that case Olive Oil is the best thing I have ever found. Try it out guys it works great! I found it in a porn mag.

It is alright, it is a little heavy, I prefer baby oil.
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It is alright, it is a little heavy, I prefer baby oil.

Baby oil is good too, especially if you dont have to eat anything.
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Olive Oil dosent have much of a smell, that is one of the reasons its the best thing to use. Plus its safe if you want to have sex after.
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Sure, but it is still a little bit to heavy.
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