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Old 09-17-2006, 02:40 PM   #1
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Old 09-17-2006, 06:44 PM   #2
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This one is my personal favorite! The slang sounds so funny.
"Ok, I'm going home to spank my monkey."
"Wow, I didn't know you have a monkey!"
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Old 09-17-2006, 09:15 PM   #3
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(Whew..)

Thats quite a list!

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Old 09-18-2006, 12:57 AM   #4
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:08 AM   #5
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punch the clown
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