05-06-2012, 08:38 PM
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My jokes are so bad, they're good AWFUL.
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Chi-Town Arrested for ogling women
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Originally Posted by CoyoteStarrk
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Boiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $100.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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