Melonlark Lemon? Bazoom Abdul-Jabbar? No-bra-on James? The Round Mounds of Rebound?
Whoever she is, I think she plays for center for Gazonga.
“No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”
- H. L. Mencken