A left wing politician, a TV reporter and a SAS trooper were captured by ISIS. They were sentenced to death by beheading. The ISIS leader said they could have one last wish each before sentence was carried out.
The politician ask to hear a rendering of the ALP's "It's Time".
The reporter asked that the beheading to be televised so that even when he was dead, his face would be on TV.
The SAS trooper asked to be kicked three times up the arse. This last request was carried out immediately.
As the last kick landed the trooper pulled a hidden 9mm pistol out of his smock shot three terrorists dead, grabbed a fallen AK47 and killed the rest of the terrorists. The other two were amazed, and asked why he requested to be kicked three times before drawing the gun.
Because, said the trooper, When we get back to Australia I don't want you pair of bastards saying it was an unprovoked attack!!