Reminds me of this old one...
A boy lost an eye in an accident, but his family was so poor they couldn’t afford a glass eye, they could only buy him a wooden one. And so he grew up, taunted by the other boys for his wooden eye.
In high school, he went to his first dance ever, even though he knew he was too funny looking get a girl to dance with him. Then he saw a girl sitting alone who had a harelip. Thinking she must be understanding about his eye, he walked up to her and shyly asked, “You probably don’t want to dance with me, do you?” She looked up at him and said, “Wouldn’t I!”
He spat back, “Harelip!”