The ACME Windows -Payment Plan.
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive triple-panel energy efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was very angry and complaining bitterly that the work had been completed a whole year ago but I still hadn't paid for them.
Just because I'm blonde and flunked Maths at High School doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year.
That in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Hellllooooooo? It's now been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like a real idiot!!