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Old 03-13-2019, 02:03 AM   #1
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Tag New Joke Octopus

So, anyway, this octopus goes into a bar and says 'I can play any musical instrument you give me. Not only that, but I can play it better than anybody else.'

The challenge is accepted.

Someone gives him a guitar and he plays it better than Jimi Hendrix ever did.

Next he's given a piano which he plays better than Elton John & liberace ever could.

Violin, trumpet, drums, saxophone, clarinet, cello, you name it, on and on it goes and he is the absolute master of them all.

Then, finally, a Scotsman throws the octopus a set of bagpipes.

Well, there's a lot of huffing and puffing and there's plenty of cursing and sweating but there is no music.

Eventually the Scotsman says to the octopus ''Admit it, ye cannae play them bagpipes can ye?'

To which the octopus replies 'buddy, never mind play it, once I get it out of these tartan pajamas I'm gonna fuck it to death.'
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