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Old 08-27-2017, 10:29 AM   #1
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Old 08-27-2017, 01:56 PM   #3
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I've already posted this one 2 days ago >> 08-25-2017, 12:12 PM

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Sorry about that, short term memory is a bitch. Did I mention short term memory is a bitch.
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Yeah, yeah.... OK.... short term memory is a bitch.

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