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Old 04-14-2019, 11:37 AM   #1
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12.. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.

13. Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.

14. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

15. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

16. Did you know they won't be making yardsticks any longer?


17. I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now.

18. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.

19. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him? The suspension is killing me.

20. Do you have weight loss mantras? Fat chants!

21. My tailor is happy to make a new pair of pants for me. Or sew it seams.

22. What is a thesaurus's favorite dessert? Synonym buns.

23. A relief map shows where the restrooms are.

24. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

25. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.
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Old 04-14-2019, 05:16 PM   #2
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Those were great. Keep them coming. I enjoy some pun fun.
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Old 04-14-2019, 07:12 PM   #3
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Very punny.
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Old 04-14-2019, 07:53 PM   #4
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