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Old 08-13-2017, 10:03 AM   #100221
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Old 08-14-2017, 12:35 AM   #100222
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Some of the best advice I have ever heard was from an episode of The Simpsons.
Homer is teaching Bart how to shave and he tells Bart to remember that if he screws up, say, 'It was like that when I got here!'
Bart proceeds to knock over a bottle of after shave. which shatters, and Homer goes, 'Why you little-'
And Bart says, 'It was like that when I got here.'
Anyway, just wanted to share that like how these ladies are sharing too.

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Old 08-14-2017, 10:40 AM   #100223
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Old 08-15-2017, 01:38 AM   #100224
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It was like that when I got here!
Sorry.
Yesterday still cracks me up.
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Old 08-15-2017, 10:28 AM   #100225
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I wish I could relax today, but I have to go to work and I have a solid lead on a new job so I hope I don't mess it up and become a failure.
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Old 08-16-2017, 10:24 AM   #100227
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Old 08-16-2017, 11:35 PM   #100228
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Do these ladies need a ride to the local Bratwurst Festival?
I'll charter a bus if I have to.

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I love thrift stores.
You find the weirdest, coolest shit at those places.
Never anything as cool as naked ladies, but close.

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Old 08-18-2017, 10:39 AM   #100231
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Old 08-18-2017, 10:50 PM   #100232
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Bad Poetry, inspired by breasts, is still beautiful.
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I like hte radio.
I find new and random songs that I probably wouldn't have heard otherwise.
Plus some old favorites too.
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Those are the finest examples of spumoni I have ever seen.

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Damn...
I can't be an angel because I am a ghost.
Oh well...
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