The doctor's visit
Because of my age... I went to see the doctor.
It's about my bowel movements, I told the Doc.
Are they loose, he asked?
Are you constipated then, he asked?
No, regular as clockwork, I told him, you can set your watch by it....
Eight o'clock every morning without fail.
So what's the problem? asks the Doctor.
I don't get up till nine!