I'm Newbie

[grayghost]

Originally Posted by hansmeiser007

Hi there, I'm the Newbie. :-)

Hello and Welcome!

[rikki18]

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• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
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35 MPFB My Personal Fuck Buddy
36 NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
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[rwh1960huck]

hi newbie
now you wont ever get your money back

[rikki18]

Originally Posted by rwh1960huck

hi newbie
now you wont ever get your money back

What money? That you guys stole from me?

mOOse the robber?

[rwh1960huck]

Originally Posted by rikki18

What money? That you guys stole from me?

mOOse the robber?

I didnt steal no money
you accused mOOse of robbery

[rikki18]

Originally Posted by rwh1960huck

I didnt steal no money
you accused mOOse of robbery

You and I both know the truth. Return my money!!!

[rwh1960huck]

also I notice you have $123, 000 more casino cash than I do
thief....robber...slanderer PPBBBTTTT!!!!

[rikki18]

Originally Posted by rwh1960huck

also I notice you have $123, 000 more casino cash than I do
thief....robber...slanderer PPBBBTTTT!!!!

Donate your cash for a good cause. Donate to me.

[rwh1960huck]

no

[rikki18]

Don't be selfish.

[rwh1960huck]

welcome to the forum, noob

[rikki18]

Thanks honey.

click to showNow send that money.

[rwh1960huck]

obsessed much?

maybe you should visit other parts of the forums

[polstand]

Originally Posted by rwh1960huck

obsessed much?

maybe you should visit other parts of the forums

There are other parts of the forums

[rikki18]

Originally Posted by rwh1960huck

obsessed much?

maybe you should visit other parts of the forums

Lies, all lies!