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Old 09-27-2016, 12:41 PM   #1
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I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.


Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.


Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.


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Old 09-27-2016, 07:23 PM   #5
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Old 09-27-2016, 07:35 PM   #6
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We had a guy do this about 10 houses down the street. He then scored a big tent in his front yard, 2 camels and a previously unknown extended family.

His wife moved out when his 4 new wives moved in, which is sad 'coz they are very freakin' ugly women but at least he has gone from being working class in one culture to moderately well off in his new one.

And the ugly wives? You forgot the camels, and apparently one of those is really attractive in camel terms....
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