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Bored? Go watch girls get naked on cam for free!
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03-02-2009, 12:33 PM
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Hey Ladies.. I'm sexy AND funny!
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+30 
Credit Crunch
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in Front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. Any questions, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "One hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job," Harry replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops a HUGE smooth and very beautiful penis!
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."She runs back to Harry.
"What's wrong?" he asks, "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks?!"
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03-02-2009, 01:07 PM
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Certified S&F Addict
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Always be careful when you go in business with a partner...
LOL !!!
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God is the best artist I know. When he created women, he outdid himself.
Just wish he had given us the instruction manual... 
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03-02-2009, 02:54 PM
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Volare Aude!
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nice one!!
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fuck!! i must have performance anxiety, stop watching me!
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03-02-2009, 07:49 PM
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I have reached the point of no return
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pmsl. good one!
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03-02-2009, 08:02 PM
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I have reached the point of no return
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Ha Ha!
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Every days Saturday to a dog.
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03-03-2009, 05:24 AM
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Forum Newbie
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JEJEJEJE that was a good one !!!! i would like to see the face of the guy jejeje
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03-03-2009, 10:18 AM
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I like the taste of my toad
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nice, didnt see that one coming
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03-09-2009, 09:17 PM
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Banhammer Victim
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yay!!
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03-10-2009, 12:56 AM
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It is a far greater thing I do now, than I have ever done.
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Wives, you can never fully trust them can you 
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03-10-2009, 02:53 AM
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He he he this is excellent!
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03-16-2009, 04:05 AM
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I'm probably breaking the rules in some way
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FuNnYnEsS
Thats hilarious
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04-05-2009, 07:02 AM
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I live on these forums, you get out!
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good one.
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04-05-2009, 04:27 PM
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He touched me with his noodly appendage
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repost, but still funny.... Course I'd kill my wife....
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08-19-2009, 09:20 AM
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I live on these forums, you get out!
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yeah... full course, hehehe
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