In NEED of Desperate HELP!

[Bilgediver]

true.....

Would you be able to forgot conjugal visits for postwhoring moderating visits?

do prisons/jails have a computer lab?

[Obsolete™]

Originally Posted by Bilgediver

true.....

Would you be able to forgot conjugal visits for postwhoring moderating visits?

do prisons/jails have a computer lab?

lol wow...

Actually some do these days lol

*Edit*

But I am pretty sure that visiting "adult" sites are not allowed lol

[tdheynes]

You may have to change your profile... "they wouldn't let me pass go" or "caged moderator" IDK...

[Bilgediver]

"Can Somebody pass me the Get out of Jail Free card?"

[Obsolete™]

Originally Posted by tdheynes

You may have to change your profile... "they wouldn't let me pass go" or "caged moderator" IDK...

Don't worry, when I get out I will come live with you and the wife

lol

Anyway ladies and gents, I am really tired so I am off to bed for now, if there are anymore donations and such tonight I will adjust the front page of this thread accordingly when I wake up tomorrow.

Thanks to all that have supported me so far, you guys are a great help!

~Obsolete™

[tdheynes]

"Damn Community Chest"
I don't think we're helping bd...

[God, Girls, & Golf]

If any of you golfers out there can match my gift, I'll send you a Graet Condition Taylormade R7 425 10.5 Degree Driver w/ New Aldila NV-75 Stiff Shaft and R7 Grip, Headcover, and Tool worth approx. $299.00 now that they've discontinued it. If you live out of the US, I unfortunately can't afford the shipping ($50.00 to UK, e.g.). If you want to arrange for shipping payment to another country, we can discuss that.

C'mon, people, help out your fellow man!

Edit: I only have one, first come, first serve!

[Obsolete™]

Originally Posted by God, Girls, & Golf

If any of you golfers out there can match my gift, I'll send you a Graet Condition Taylormade R7 425 10.5 Degree Driver w/ New Aldila NV-75 Stiff Shaft and R7 Grip, Headcover, and Tool worth approx. $299.00 now that they've discontinued it. If you live out of the US, I unfortunately can't afford the shipping ($50.00 to UK, e.g.). If you want to arrange for shipping payment to another country, we can discuss that.

C'mon, people, help out your fellow man!

Edit: I only have one, first come, first serve!

Wow dude lol I never expected that from anyone, thus far you have made the largest donation which I greatly appreciate and thank you for, for those interested in the amount it was placed on the front page of this thread but I will also mention it here.

$150.00

Though I GREATLY appreciate it and thank you with all the words I can, I can only ask that you don't give up a collectible item like that in my name.

I appreciate the gesture but I feel ashamed enough having to make a thread like this and beg for money like a street bum, I don't want to be responsible for you giving up a prized possession, I think that would make me feel alot worse.

[God, Girls, & Golf]

Originally Posted by Obsolete™

Wow dude lol I never expected that from anyone, thus far you have made the largest donation which I greatly appreciate and thank you for, for those interested in the amount it was placed on the front page of this thread but I will also mention it here.

$150.00

Though I GREATLY appreciate it and thank you with all the words I can, I can only ask that you don't give up a collectible item like that in my name.

I appreciate the gesture but I feel ashamed enough having to make a thread like this and beg for money like a street bum, I don't want to be responsible for you giving up a prized possession, I think that would make me feel alot worse.

I have 2 more R7's I play with and I was going to sell this on eBay anyway. So, forget about it! I was in a lot of trouble with the law when I was young and I had family and friends take care of me for 5 years. A little payback is a tribute to them!

[God, Girls, & Golf]

Originally Posted by tdheynes

bd let's make this a new c-box!! or Monopoly lines...

"I wanted to win the beauty contest!"

Sounds cool...except I live in NJ the highest Tax state and that means I'd land on that 10% or $200 space every time!

[God, Girls, & Golf]

Keep posting so this stays on the 'New Posts List' for all people to see...

I gotta go to bed! Later, everybody!

[Obsolete™]

Originally Posted by God, Girls, & Golf

Keep posting so this stays on the 'New Posts List' for all people to see...

I gotta go to bed! Later, everybody!

Night and thanks again, I was supposed to go to bed a little while ago but I needed a cigg so here I sit, but the bed is calling me so I will be there in a few mins as well

[R_F]

Obsolete, they keep wanting me back...I told them very clearly I'm not pulling anything else without Sweetie, but I offered to do one more if I could wire you the rest of your money, but they made it very clear to me that unless it was going to "their baby," it wasn't going to happen. I reminded them rather firmly that I'd had to wipe the floor with half of them on multiple occasions and brought in more money my first five months than most of them did in a year, but...no goes. So, I'm out of resources..I'm sorry, again (though I know of course you'll forgive me, as you don't want to be doing this at all in the first place).

[basicblue1212]

wow, this is frustrating. i have $2000 in student loans coming that i dont need, but it wont be here for about two weeks. damn. sorry, man. the best i can do is give this a bump so others will see it. and i also want to mention how inspiring it is to see a group of people go to such lengths to help someone they have never met. GGG, i think that is a great thing you're doing, offering the clubs. i really hope things work out for you, OBS.

[basicblue1212]

oh, and i added the link to this thread to my signature, hope it helps. if ya cant tell, i'm feeling really frustrated about knowing the money is coming, but that it'll be too late to help.

[PhD]

People!!!

This thread has a topic, and a serious one!!!

Let's not turn it into another useless chatterbox!!

Thank you...

[God, Girls, & Golf]

Match My Donation Gift
If any of you golfers out there can match my gift, I'll send you a Graet Condition Taylormade R7 425 10.5 Degree Driver w/ New Aldila NV-75 Stiff Shaft and R7 Grip, Headcover, and Tool worth approx. $299.00 now that they've discontinued it. If you live out of the US, I unfortunately can't afford the shipping ($50.00 to UK, e.g.). If you want to arrange for shipping payment to another country, we can discuss that.

C'mon, people, help out your fellow man!

Edit: I only have one, first come, first serve!
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Last edited by God, Girls, & Golf : Yesterday at 09:58 PM.

So, anyone new will see it...

[Obsolete™]

Thanks for all the comments guys and gals and thanks for the support, last night HaggisHulrer donated $50.00 which brings the balance so far down to "$1,012".

As it was said above, if your reading this... read the FIRST PAGE.

Thanks again and as people donate I will keep the 1st page updates on who/amount/balance.

~Obsolete™

[Obsolete™]

Ok folks, I need to run up the street for a few, maybe an hour or a little more, if anymore donations are made I will update the frontpage of this thread when I get back, if you haven't read the front page yet, you can view it >>> HERE <<<

See you all when I get back and thanks to all in advance!

~Obsolete™

[Obsolete™]

Ok folks, I am back lol I am so freaking tired now but I will be here and there so I hope no one missed me to much, and mOOse the reason you got that message is because the e-mail is "ObsoleteRealism@hotmail.com" I switched it like 6 months ago, I thought I told you but if not I apologize.