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Old 08-03-2006, 12:53 PM   #1
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have you caught someone having sex?

In college I was walking back to my dorm room with my gf at the time. It was after midnight so it was pretty dark. We walked by this one room that was on the ground floor whose light was still on. The blinds were pulled down part way but you could still see in. We both looked over to see this big white ass moving in an up and down motion. We watched for a few minutes as this guy was porking some girl from behind then left. Alse while staying in boston I was about to go to bed and turned of the bedroom light and looked over to see a woman giving a guy a blowjob in the apartment across from where I was staying. Walked in on my roommate on several occasions but that's a given.
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Old 08-03-2006, 08:26 PM   #2
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I have had a few friend have sex in the bed next to me awhile ago. But most important and gross I caught my parents. Not something I want to remember.
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Never caught anyone in the act, but I've walked in to a room and it's been blatantly obvious my friends have been at it...
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I have had a few friend have sex in the bed next to me awhile ago. But most important and gross I caught my parents. Not something I want to remember.
I too have witnessed the parental units. All I gotta say is that they both looked like a lousy lay.
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:57 AM   #5
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I too have witnessed the parental units. All I gotta say is that they both looked like a lousy lay.

LOL that's crazy. It's not something I want to see again.
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:34 AM   #6
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Well.... there was the time when the entire fraternity house was out on the front lawn watching one of the pledges bang some chick up on the roof. I guess that would have to be a college thing, because I cannot imagine those shingles would have been very comfortable.....
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The two brothers I live with are two of the biggest man-whores I have ever seen (god I love those guys). They don't even try to cover it up. The other night I come home, walk into the kitchen, when my buddy walks in naked, and covered in sweat. He gets a coke out of the fridge, turns to me and says "if you want to see some tits Tracy is passed out in the hallway up stairs" So of course I have to take a peek. Go up stairs, and sure enough, they had been hammering one out in the hallway, and she was still just laying there. I stepped over her to walk into my room when The other roomate and his gf come walking up the stair. They also step over her, like she's not even there, and go into his room. Later, about 2 in the morning, I'm laying there stretched out in the buff (it's hot out), when Tracy walks in, and lays down in bed next to me. Apparently, in a drunken stupor, she chose the wrong door. I felt sorry for her, so I let her sleep it off. This is a common occurance in the whore-house that I call home sweet home. Sigh, I hope it never ends.
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That sounds like fun.
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Of course, I had all kids' nightmares of knowing my folks were getting down to it. The worst was when I was older and just out of grad school and was staying there until I could get my apartment deal done. I overheard my dad say "did you cum that time?" Just not something you wanna hear.

I've ran into a few other times where some people that couldn't wait or picked inappropriate places or times. One of my most memorable was down on campus, went to the 24hour coffee shop late. Came out as the bars were closing down and was going to my van. As I was getting in, I heard moaning and looked over and this girl was draped over the driver's seat, legs hanging out the door and the guy putting it to her from outside the car. They never even noticed I was there or when I backed up and hit them with the lights.
The other was a buddy of mine crashed at my place in the back bedroom, in the night his g/f showed up and he let her in. I didn't know it. They were sleeping on an air mattress and when I got up the next morning he had left a note saying he'd be back for his shit later. I found the air mattress completely deflated, he later explained what happened. I'm a deep sleeper.
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I could have done with out the parental sex remembrances but... I used to listen to my roommate nail the hell out of his girlfriend (he had a squeeky bed) and she was pretty hot. I'd be up against the wall listening to them go to town! Good times. Later, I ended up having sex with her after they broke up. I know, breaking a guy rule there but I had to see what all the fuss was about. She was pretty good, I must admit.

Then there was the time I was on a long weekend double date and we had been at a college football game and all of us had been drinking. We go back to our hotel room and my buddy and his girlfriend wait until they think everyone is asleep and they get on the floor on the other side of the bed and start having sex. Which, of course, wakes me and my date up. My date whispers, "are they having sex??" and I say, "yeah, sounds like it" and she's all "I can BELIEVE they are doing that with us right here" and so I said, "well, we may as well do it, too, we don't want to be rude" so we start having sex, too.

By then, everyone knows that everyone is screwing so all semblance of keeping quiet goes out the window but we never actually saw anyone else naked or anything. Looking back, it was pretty hot and probably a missed opportunity for an orgy!
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Had a good night of drinking that applies. Sitting around, got drunk with one male friend, one female friend. Decided to play strip poker. Nothing but blacklights on, so they couldn't see me cheating. A fifth of parrot bay, and a fifth of Tarantula later, they are completely naked, and I have only lost my shirt. I pass out on the sofa from intoxication. Wake up sometime later, sit up and reach for my glass. Look down and both friends are going at it. Neither noticed I was up at first, then male friend looks up, sees me, and breaks into the biggest grin I've ever seen. I raised my glass, toasted both of them, downed it and went to bed.
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Walked in on my sister going at it with some guy I didn't know. One of the more awkward moments I can remember.
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I have had a few of these experiences with the most memorable being my wife's (then girlfriend) sister (damn hot she was back in those days).

At the time my wife's parents had their main house in Sydney and their weekender on the Central Coast. With the weekender, inside the back door and to teh left was the bathroom/laundry (just to give an idea of the layout)

Anyway, we had been out that afternoon and returned to house, eneterd the door and immediately were confronted by Julie (the sister) bent over the washing machine being rammed from behind. She looks up, says 'hi guys' and immediately went back to business as we went into the kitchen (opposite) to get some drinks. She emerged about 5 minutes later, totally naked, swigged the drinks and went back to shower with the guy.

I have had a few other experiences but nothing that rivalled the sheer sexiness, eroticism and humour of the situation above.





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Ah been there done that, nearly killed him.
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Ah been there done that, nearly killed him.
I understand why that would upset you (being that she's your sister and all), but I would have loved to have seen that!
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Yep, caught two people having sex and been caught having sex multiple times. No big deal anymore for me to see that happen. Though I must say I am glad I never saw the parental units banging
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I understand why that would upset you (being that she's your sister and all), but I would have loved to have seen that!

wow. i think that is about all i can say about that.
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Man, some of you are lucky. Only time I've walked in on someone was my parents. Thankfully it was mostly covered up and I shut the door again after about a second or two. Ugh.
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Bout a decade ago (B4 kids) my wife & I went to see friends at a party in Canberra(2.5hr drive from Sydney) with her friend & her partner. Problem was my missus & I were so buggered from the day we pretty much went to go sleep at 9o'clock leaving everyone to party.

At around 10pm my wife felt an asthma attack coming, but had left her pump in the pouch behind the drivers seat of her car. So I got up to go fetch it.

I ran outside unlocked the car, opened the back door & out fell my wife's friend and her mate desperately trying to cover up!! She screamed at me to go away, so I grabbed her pump & left. Kinda wish I'd hung around for a better look though
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