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08-16-2012, 04:39 PM
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I forgot what I didn't know
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Is it because I'm blonde
Is it because I’m blonde?
A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled “we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6, 7,8,9,10!
Very good, said her Mother.
Is it because I’m blonde?
“Yes, it’s because your blonde,” said the Mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. ” Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F, G!
“Very Good,” said her Mother.
Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?
“Yes it’s because your blonde!
The following day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in Gym class today, and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C’s.
“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“No Honey, it’s because you’re 24.”
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MY BRAIN HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN
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08-16-2012, 04:42 PM
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Can I have a cookie now?
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08-16-2012, 04:42 PM
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The Ruffy one is always right even when wrong
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Procrastination is just like masturbation, its all fun and games till you realize you just fucked yourself
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08-16-2012, 04:51 PM
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King of the Post Toasters!
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Yep. Ripe.
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WW rules - Rule #1.- Kill TTTM . . . Rule 1.1.- Kill jimga by end of first day round.
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08-16-2012, 08:22 PM
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I Luv Boobies
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I've got it made when I hit the stage at quarter to nine
Watch them dancin' in the haze and the band's really pumping
You feel the rush and that's all it's about
I'm in for life and there's no getting out of the way
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08-16-2012, 10:53 PM
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Certified S&F Addict
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Good one.
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08-16-2012, 10:59 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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Pretty good one.
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I'd give a fuck about your opinion if it wasn't for the simple fact that I don't.
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08-16-2012, 11:00 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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McKayla would be impressed 
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지금은 소녀시대! ♥
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08-16-2012, 11:02 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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08-17-2012, 12:22 AM
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Living under the pier on the beach in a cardboard box
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i love blondes, God bless 'em!
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Originally Posted by Captain_Fantasy
Liam Neeson will fuck up anything but a Sith Lord.
I've seen that guy punch everything from wolves to Batman.
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08-17-2012, 09:18 AM
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I Like to Post
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LOL Not bad at all.
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08-17-2012, 11:06 AM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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old,but still funny.
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EVEN DUCT TAPE CAN'T FIX STUPID
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08-17-2012, 02:32 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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Sounds legit.
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08-19-2012, 11:49 PM
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WOLF WHISPERER
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Loved it!
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Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
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08-19-2012, 11:50 PM
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WOLF WHISPERER
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Loved it!
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Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
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08-20-2012, 12:42 PM
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I have reached the point of no return
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I chuckled.
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I have reps from moose I can die happy now
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