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Old 07-28-2012, 06:01 PM   #1
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I recently started speaking to a woman from Thailand in a nightclub, I wasn't sure if she had a bulge or not.

So I slipped a couple of viagra into her drink.
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Old 07-28-2012, 08:08 PM   #2
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Old 07-28-2012, 08:16 PM   #3
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to see if the bulge got bigger lol
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:13 PM   #6
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Come on, I CAN'T be the only one wondering whether she was a he or a she....???
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Old 07-29-2012, 10:10 AM   #7
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I'm thinking that if whether or not there is a bulge is AT ALL in question, it's best to start looking for another girl.
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Old 07-29-2012, 02:42 PM   #9
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Viagra takes half an hour to kick in anyway, and the person taking it still needs to be sexually excited anyway for it to work. That would mean you would need to keep her talking for half an hour then feel her boobs to get her excited. Seems too much work for me.
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