I check the rep comments first and hope they aren't all from nat (I'm still having nightmares about the dog fucking the cow).
Check pms and see who's quoting my words of wisdom.
Scroll through posts since you last visited and check all Dishwasher posts first (make sure to avoid all Hitman and jim gatton threads).
Go back through old Dishwasher threads to
ones that are really funny, classic or may be embarrassing to fellow members.