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Old 07-11-2012, 01:22 AM   #1
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from some ugly ass feminist's panties

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my God man! my fucking eyes!

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Care for your eyes, but imagine the smell...

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Care for your eyes, but imagine the smell...

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Care for your eyes, but imagine the smell...

Ooooof. :/
especially with some of bird fucker's swimmers hanging out in there

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I cannot believe either of them has ever been fucked, even by Bird Fucker.

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Those are women?
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Those are women?

In theory.
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Why the F_CK would anyone want to?

Oh, ok.
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Why the F_CK would anyone want to?

Oh, ok.
Don't ask, Don't tell.
I get it.

if you want to ask, i will tell

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Why the F_CK would anyone want to?
Because women want me and men want to be me. Even when I'm not here you cannot help but speak of me. You need me. You can't live without me. Even though I only have a few hours on here, I know how you all love for me to tell you how much you suck.

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Because women want me and men want to be me. Even when I'm not here you cannot help but speak of me. You need me. You can't live without me. Even though I only have a few hours on here, I know how you all love for me to tell you how much you suck.

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Originally Posted by bird lover
Because women want me and men want to be me. Even when I'm not here you cannot help but speak of me. You need me. You can't live without me. Even though I only have a few hours on here, I know how you all love for me to tell you how much you suck.



Beauty sometimes shines in the face, but more often it's a light from the heart.
sooner or later you will be banned for trolling.

Aww don't be hard on BL this soon
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