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07-05-2012, 11:51 PM
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....How do you turn this damned thing on, again!!!
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When ordering a pizza
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I don`t approve of political jokes....I`ve seen too many get elected
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07-06-2012, 12:02 AM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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cool! until someone steals all your information / stalks you
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지금은 소녀시대! ♥
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07-06-2012, 12:11 AM
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....How do you turn this damned thing on, again!!!
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Originally Posted by Shaken_Not_Stirred
cool! until someone steals all your information / stalks you
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right...i know! but doesn`t it feel like its headed in that direction?
hopely it will never get there  i try to keep my business off line
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07-06-2012, 12:45 AM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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The government is coming The government is coming
To Arms
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07-06-2012, 01:06 AM
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More like Captain Awesome. amirite?
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I'm not worried about the government spying on me.
I'm more concerned about private citizens spying on me. They are clearly the more aggressive entity.
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07-06-2012, 01:10 AM
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....How do you turn this damned thing on, again!!!
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Originally Posted by Captain_Fantasy
I'm not worried about the government spying on me.
I'm more concerned about private citizens spying on me. They are clearly the more aggressive entity.
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the private sector is the one who will do the most damage,thats for sure!
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07-06-2012, 06:13 AM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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why is the ACLU trying to get me to stop ordering pizza? isn't that an infringement of my civil rights? I have a dream... where I order a pizza over the phone and it arrives hot and fresh. mmm, nom nom nom.
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07-06-2012, 01:33 PM
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King of the Post Toasters!
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For sure now that I'll pick mine up.
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07-06-2012, 02:03 PM
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Smile, you sonuva...
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Wow... that sucks
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07-06-2012, 02:19 PM
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The Ruffy one is always right even when wrong
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Why the hell does a pizza place even need all that extra information for anyway 
I know if I ever call a place to order a pizza and they start sprouting off all of my personal business like that there will be one less pizza place in town as of that night
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07-06-2012, 04:10 PM
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I forgot what I didn't know
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he must plan on having fun on the vacation with 42 condoms
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MY BRAIN HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN
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07-06-2012, 04:21 PM
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Can I have a cookie now?
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07-06-2012, 04:25 PM
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....How do you turn this damned thing on, again!!!
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Originally Posted by jim gatton
For sure now that I'll pick mine up.
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i always "Pick up" my pizza anyway. it gets me out of the house. but it does almost sound this way when they ask my phone number and then tell me who i am. (less my life story of course)
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07-06-2012, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by lefty6t
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This is pretty much the present as it is, Corporate America has all our purchasing information.
I once got called in the middle of dinner by a Telemarketer, I'll give you a quick play by play:
"Hello Sir, May I ask how many televisions you have?"
Me: (said with a sneer): "Fifty. I have Fifty Televisions."
"Fifty, Sir?"
Me: "Yes. Fifty. Why?"
"Sir it says here that you have three Televisions."
Me: *ice cold rage* "Would you like to tell me how you have that information?"
"I can't tell you that." He then hung up on me.
Fun fact: They know everything about you, but when you want to know how they know, they're not legally allowed to tell you that.
Funny how that works isn't it? Your information can be bought and sold by corporate scum-fuckers but if you want to know who's buying it and selling it, suddenly it's illegal.
So much for Capitalism.
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07-06-2012, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Captain_Fantasy
I'm not worried about the government spying on me.
I'm more concerned about private citizens spying on me. They are clearly the more aggressive entity.
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Quoted for Truth!
See my above post for an example of what I dealt with.
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07-06-2012, 05:50 PM
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My jokes are so bad, they're good AWFUL.
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Originally Posted by lefty6t
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I belive this is a repost??
Ordering Pizza in 2012
Ordering Pizza in 2012
rottweiler (started 07-11-2009)
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Last edited by HUNGWELL : 07-06-2012 at 05:54 PM.
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07-06-2012, 06:02 PM
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....How do you turn this damned thing on, again!!!
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Originally Posted by Kahlil
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Originally Posted by lefty6t
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This is pretty much the present as it is, Corporate America has all our purchasing information.
I once got called in the middle of dinner by a Telemarketer, I'll give you a quick play by play:
"Hello Sir, May I ask how many televisions you have?"
Me: (said with a sneer): "Fifty. I have Fifty Televisions."
"Fifty, Sir?"
Me: "Yes. Fifty. Why?"
"Sir it says here that you have three Televisions."
Me: *ice cold rage* "Would you like to tell me how you have that information?"
"I can't tell you that." He then hung up on me.
Fun fact: They know everything about you, but when you want to know how they know, they're not legally allowed to tell you that.
Funny how that works isn't it? Your information can be bought and sold by corporate scum-fuckers but if you want to know who's buying it and selling it, suddenly it's illegal.
So much for Capitalism.
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Well the majority of the populist has voluntarily put all or much of their lives on the Internet so what do you expect!? its like that commercial wear this chick is sitting at a laptop telling us how many "Friends" she has online verses her parents who are out having fun while she sits inside looking at a screen. her popularity is all online and to this she has divulged her life's story. you don`t think Facebook; Myface; etc. haven`t dumped all your info for a buck?
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07-06-2012, 06:05 PM
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My jokes are so bad, they're good AWFUL.
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Originally Posted by zapparules
he must plan on having fun on the vacation with 42 condoms
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What's the difference between a woman and a condom?
it's a lot easier to piss a woman off.
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07-06-2012, 06:07 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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Originally Posted by wiiGod
why is the ACLU trying to get me to stop ordering pizza? isn't that an infringement of my civil rights? I have a dream... where I order a pizza over the phone and it arrives hot and fresh. mmm, nom nom nom.
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07-06-2012, 06:09 PM
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....How do you turn this damned thing on, again!!!
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Originally Posted by HUNGWELL
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Originally Posted by lefty6t
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I belive this is a repost??
Ordering Pizza in 2012
Ordering Pizza in 2012
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it could be...
not much that comes thru here is not a re-post. i just thought it was worth a try  (thats a 3yr. break)
i got it from a e-mail from an in-law
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