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Old 07-04-2012, 01:52 PM   #1
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Attention As of the time of posting this we are only 38 posts away from 2 million posts total!

check out the stats near the bottom of the main forum page:

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i wonder what awesomeness and wisdom post #2,000,000 will contain!

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Old 07-04-2012, 01:56 PM   #2
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Old 07-04-2012, 01:57 PM   #3
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so today is my baby girls 8th birthday

she's getting a little older but she still runs outside and plays





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Old 07-04-2012, 01:58 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Bfett1326
so today is my baby girls 8th birthday

she's getting a little older but she still runs outside and plays
good story and well told. A+++++++ would read again.

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Old 07-04-2012, 01:59 PM   #5
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if mOOse can confirm who posts the 2,000,000 post, they should earn the title Mr(mrs/ms) 2million





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Old 07-04-2012, 01:59 PM   #6
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she's a damn good dog that's for sure.

I gave up everything in the divorce to keep her.





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Old 07-04-2012, 02:00 PM   #7
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before me and the first wife got married, I bought Cassie

during the divorce, she wanted everything...I mean EVERYTHING

I told her it should be split evenly, as there were some things I wanted as well





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Old 07-04-2012, 02:01 PM   #8
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she replied with "I'll just take Cassie"

Over my dead body was basically my reply...I'll keep it clean for the kiddos here





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Originally Posted by Bfett1326
if mOOse can confirm who posts the 2,000,000 post, they should earn the title Mr(mrs/ms) 2million
i just realized that there have been more than 2 million. for example your latest post has the ID #2,631,948. so i guess the approaching 2 million number are total non-deleted or something like that. means the only way to catch is to be online and see it.

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I told her she can't take her, since I was her owner before we got married, and law states that in a divorce you can't split what wasn't mutual owned.





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Originally Posted by Bfett1326
if mOOse can confirm who posts the 2,000,000 post, they should earn the title Mr(mrs/ms) 2million
i just realized that there have been more than 2 million. for example your latest post has the ID #2,631,948. so i guess the approaching 2 million number are total non-deleted or something like that. means the only way to catch is to be online and see it.

d'oh!





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Old 07-04-2012, 02:03 PM   #12
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today i saw people trying to spam for the 2,000,000 post

I have reps from moose I can die happy now
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well then to stop this tirade of getting to two million posts

she counted with that she had a piece of paper (a receipt) that her parents actually bought the dog for her...

So to keep her, I gave up everything, and I wouldn't change it for the world.





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Originally Posted by samus1001
today i saw people trying to spam for the 2,000,000 post
quite shameful really

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