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Old 08-31-2011, 06:35 PM   #1
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane, and takes off his hat.

He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt . . .
One button at a time . . .
No one moves . . .
He removes his shirt . . .
Muscles ripple across his chest . . ...
She gasps . . .
He whispers . . .

'Iron this . . . then get me a beer.'

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Old 08-31-2011, 07:49 PM   #2
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Yup, sounds just like Rick Perry. Yee haw!
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:06 PM   #3
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Wow thought for a second Big Mike was coming out saying he'd prefer to be Tight Mi-ke instead

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Old 08-31-2011, 09:52 PM   #5
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At least he started her off right. He shoulda' asked for a sandwich with the beer, however.
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:24 PM   #6
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