The only way is Essex

tbird722 · 05-09-2011, 10:15 AM

So here's a great idea.

Get the largest shopping mall in Essex, England (called Lakeside) to offer a £100 gift voucher to the first 100 ladies that turn up in just their underwear!

Essex being Essex, there were more than enough takers.....and lookers!

Enjoy!

DOZER-69 · 05-09-2011, 10:51 AM

nice job

rimmer43 · 05-09-2011, 10:55 AM

Excellent Work Tbird - Shame it's Essex!

Oler · 05-09-2011, 02:19 PM

I want to go to Essex...

jim gatton · 05-09-2011, 02:26 PM

That dude in the sixth pic,....trying not to look, made me laugh. Man, I'd be chatting it up with them and hope they popped something out. Hahaha.

Lt. Dan · 05-09-2011, 07:39 PM

Dear lord do NOT try something like that here in America...

PizzaofDeath · 05-09-2011, 10:24 PM

Great idea, crappy outcome.

"..... more than enough takers..... and lookers!"

£100 for the first 100 ladies that turn up in their underwear.

So 4 and a half women turn up (you know who I'm talking about red bra and black polka dot panties)..... hardly a success.

And seriously, Gatton - if you want to go to chat up the Essex girls based entirely on these 10 pics, you got serious issues.

Bra and pants (sorry, underwear) do not make the woman (especially in Essex).

grumpy1944 · 05-09-2011, 11:27 PM

MMMMMMMMMMMMM .... I wonder if we could do it here!!!!!!!!

superfly101 · 05-10-2011, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy1944

MMMMMMMMMMMMM .... I wonder if we could do it here!!!!!!!!

no, your poor women would freeze to death =P

lefty6t · 05-10-2011, 12:44 AM

where`s the "Blooper Reel" with the rejects......

you gotta know those were... "plants"!!!
the real pix of the 40`s somethings that showed up, not the models.

Barbie.essex · 05-10-2011, 02:17 AM

That's my Essex

abhijit · 05-10-2011, 05:42 AM

we may start this in singapore....

Bluesandtwos · 05-10-2011, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Lt. Dan

Dear lord do NOT try something like that here in America...

Why??

The English idea of an American woman is slim, fit (as in athletic), tanned (not orange like the ubiquitous UK fake tan) and with perfect teeth. The only disallusionment is the pictures we sometimes see here of the 'characters' in your Walmart stores!

dropboxman006 · 05-10-2011, 08:03 AM

woulds be awesome if they could do something like that in my hometown........

anwarhc · 05-10-2011, 08:29 AM

must have been a great day

Lt. Dan · 05-10-2011, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluesandtwos

Why??

The English idea of an American woman is slim, fit (as in athletic), tanned (not orange like the ubiquitous UK fake tan) and with perfect teeth. The only disallusionment is the pictures we sometimes see here of the 'characters' in your Walmart stores!

Bingo, and, that is who is more likely to show up...

Bluesandtwos · 05-11-2011, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Lt. Dan

Bingo, and, that is who is more likely to show up...

All I can say Lt. Dan, is that would be really scary! Do these 'Walmart people' really exist?

. We have some pretty odd people this side of the pond (notably the Gentry, with all that in breeding, or maybe right at the far opposite end of the social scale) but nothing, nothing like those! And why do they all go to Walmart

. Perhaps it's good we don't have Walmarts here

.

D Ddun · 05-11-2011, 02:47 PM

I'm in The Caribbean and many not-prettys and unhealthys would show up to collect such a large coupon. But so would lots of girls with curves for days upon days.

I don't think I'm alone when I say one hottie is worth at least 20 not-so-greats, often more.

I would say the same is true of America and the Walmarts. Both America and my own country seem to keep inflating money, waistlines and portion size.

They should still do this on anyone that has a flag though. And I mean even a rag on a stick.