Yesterday I was over at a friend's workplace getting his network working right after a virus episode. The top honchos were at a pitch getting some new business, so it was me, a receptionist and a couple of editors. They do video shooting and editing, mostly sci-fi fan fic stuff.
A couple of people came in and were getting loud with the receptionist, and she ended up coming to me for some help as she was new to the place (and didn't quite realize I wasn't a normal employee).
Now, two of these people were a bit sleazy looking (who greases their hair back anymore, really), but the third one was a stand-out. Let's see, how to describe her...
Originally Posted by Stolen from Nunbrew post
But with more silicon. A lot more.
Their complaint was that the film had been tinted, making her tan lines less visible. She was "nice" enough to offer a live view to compare to the video.
I calmly asked her to put her boobs away, then informed them that I was a contractor, not an employee, the receptionist was new and unaware I was a contractor, and that I would be happy to let the boss know when he returned to the office. They shuffled a bit uneasily, then left.
I informed my friend when he returned, and he was pissed. They do not do porn vids, it was one of the editors doing side work on company machines. Anyway, the editor was fired over it (for the use of company time and equipment for personal projects while on the clock).
Today, I received a package at the place. They sent me an apology (with gift!) for the confusion and for "embarrassing" me. The gift? a 1.75 liter bottle of Jack Daniels!