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Old 04-17-2017, 01:16 AM   #99961
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Originally Posted by grayghost
Stress is slowly killing me.

Luckily there are plenty of naked ladies to take my mind off of things.

Sorry to hear about the stress, GG...

Naked ladies tend to put my mind ON things!!!


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Originally Posted by G.E.L.F.
Originally Posted by grayghost
Stress is slowly killing me.

Luckily there are plenty of naked ladies to take my mind off of things.

Sorry to hear about the stress, GG...

Naked ladies tend to put my mind ON things!!!


You have such a vivid imagination.

We all make mistakes, as we all are human, yet you can take solace in one lone fact:
You weren't the one who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave.
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Thanks, Nunbrew!!! Those are MUCH better than cheeseballs!!!


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Originally Posted by grayghost
You have such a vivid imagination.

You know how in public speaking classes they tell you that you can avoid getting nervous by imagining everyone in the audience as naked?

I pretty much imagine all of the ladies I meet being naked.
It works because I'm not nervous around them!!!
(Drooling around a few, grossed out by a few, but not nervous!!!)


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Cheeseballs!

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Old 04-17-2017, 03:08 PM   #99967
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Originally Posted by G.E.L.F.
Originally Posted by grayghost
You have such a vivid imagination.

You know how in public speaking classes they tell you that you can avoid getting nervous by imagining everyone in the audience as naked?

I pretty much imagine all of the ladies I meet being naked.
It works because I'm not nervous around them!!!
(Drooling around a few, grossed out by a few, but not nervous!!!)


You have much to teach the world.

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Looks more like International Jigglers Day to me!!!


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Garlic.
It keeps us safe from Vampires, but not Werewolves.
Oh well...
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Originally Posted by grayghost
Garlic.
It keeps us safe from Vampires, but not Werewolves.
Oh well...
Back to the ladies.

It usually keeps a lot of the ladies away, too...
But on the bright side, no fleas!!!


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I've met my look a like.
It was weird.
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