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Old 05-01-2017, 12:11 AM   #41
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OK, back again after a week long travel. How you two weirdos have been?

Technically alive.
How have you been?

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According to the voices in my head, least the ones that speak English, Seventy Two percent of us are.

But how do we determine who the other 28% are???
If they aren't with us, they're against us!!!


I say we ponder this mystery at the strip club's champagne room.

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I say we ponder this mystery at the strip club's champagne room.

I do some of my best thinking at...
Hey, look, boobs!!!


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Originally Posted by G.E.L.F.
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I say we ponder this mystery at the strip club's champagne room.

I do some of my best thinking at...
Hey, look, boobs!!!


Where dammit where?

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You know GG why G.E.L.F does not go to strip club?

Because he is a baby and gets confused looking at so many milk containers

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You know GG why G.E.L.F does not go to strip club?

Because he is a baby and gets confused looking at so many milk containers

But I'd damn sure like to try 'em all!!!

Thanks for the funny, TB!


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Originally Posted by tracer_bullet77
You know GG why G.E.L.F does not go to strip club?

Because he is a baby and gets confused looking at so many milk containers

I gotta remember that one!
Oh that's funny...

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You know GG why G.E.L.F does not go to strip club?

Because he is a baby and gets confused looking at so many milk containers

I gotta remember that one!
Oh that's funny...

I need to figure out how to turn that into a cheesy pick up line!!!

"Excuse me, miss. I'm doing a quality survey of milk containers. Can I try yours out to see how they compare?"


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I gotta remember that one!
Oh that's funny...

I need to figure out how to turn that into a cheesy pick up line!!!

"Excuse me, miss. I'm doing a quality survey of milk containers. Can I try yours out to see how they compare?"


I think you just did turn it into a cheesy line.
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Hmm - GELF is giving me ideas.
"Modern ladies has 2 containers of different shapes. How is yours? Come get them checked for free (for first lucky 100 ladies only, then $14.99)"

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Hmm - GELF is giving me ideas.
"Modern ladies has 2 containers of different shapes. How is yours? Come get them checked for free (for first lucky 100 ladies only, then $14.99)"

If you can get them pay for that service, then you're my new hero!!!


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Hmm - GELF is giving me ideas.
"Modern ladies has 2 containers of different shapes. How is yours? Come get them checked for free (for first lucky 100 ladies only, then $14.99)"

If you can get them pay for that service, then you're my new hero!!!

Oh no, I wanted to say I will pay them, just did not want to call it out to see how it goes in the first. Market testing and that kind of stuff - you know.

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Originally Posted by tracer_bullet77
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If you can get them pay for that service, then you're my new hero!!!

Oh no, I wanted to say I will pay them, just did not want to call it out to see how it goes in the first. Market testing and that kind of stuff - you know.

Yeah. You have to do your research.
And if you ever need any assistants, call me.

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Yeah. You have to do your research.
And if you ever need any assistants, call me.

I thought you were doing your own research in ladies locker rooms?!?


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Yeah. You have to do your research.
And if you ever need any assistants, call me.

I thought you were doing your own research in ladies locker rooms?!?


When you don't have to sleep or eat, you would be amazed at the free time on your hands.

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When you don't have to sleep or eat, you would be amazed at the free time on your hands.

But you still have to work...
Oh wait, you were bad and that's your hell!!!


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When you don't have to sleep or eat, you would be amazed at the free time on your hands.

But you still have to work...
Oh wait, you were bad and that's your hell!!!


Yeah.
Pretty much.
Plus I get bored easily.

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