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Old 07-11-2017, 11:06 PM   #1
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We arrived in La Grande, Oregon at 3:35 Saturday afternoon. Forty-five minutes later, we were in the hospital emergency room.

The space we were assigned in this park was just exactly not long enough to fit the RV and trailer, so we had to turn the trailer at an angle to line up both wheels with the road, and fit inside the space. I deduced that this would take either an hour of jockeying the RV, or a few minutes of pushing the trailer.

I took the hydraulic jack out of the car, lined the wheels of the jack up with the road, and jacked up the trailer. Then Kazumi and I assumed different positions on the dolly, and pushed. One second later, the tow dolly was in exactly the right position, and Kazumi was in the road, screaming.

I hadn't paid attention to where she was in relation to the jack. When we pushed, the jack moved, but then got stuck in the gravel (I hate gravel). The trailer and Kazumi's hand continued right, the jack stayed put, and tore a large gash in her hand.

She was bleeding profusely, but didn't want to go to the hospital. I insisted, because I knew she needed stitches. I convinced her to go to the park office, because I figured they would have a first-aid kit. The guys in the office, as I hoped, convinced her she needed stitches. She was afraid the stitches would hurt (as if the gash in her finger didn't), but both men explained from experience (as did I) that she wouldn't feel a thing.

We went to the hospital, which this town hides in a dusty corner at the foot of the mountain. No one was there, so we were admitted quickly. As a teen, I had had a large gash in my arm stitched up, and I explained to Kazumi how that was done. She wanted to leave. Luckily, the nurse (Megan) came in at that moment, followed shortly by the nurse practitioner (Courtney). Seeing her agitated state, they loaded her up with drugs that made her quite happy in only a few minutes. Then they explained the procedure, and that, no, no part of it would hurt. Well, except for the initial injection, but by that time, she was half asleep.

Megan cleaned up the wound, and Courtney examined it. The jack had apparently struck her so as to tear a large gash across the knuckle of her pinky. Courtney opened it, and it was a large gash, but thankfully not down to the bone.

When Kazumi told them of her fear of pain, I confessed my dislike of pieces of metal entering the human body. Courtney was nice enough to give Kazumi four pain-killer injections, and to place herself at all times between me and what she was doing. Three-and-a-half stitches later, Kazumi was bandaged up, and we were on our way home. Her hand is still "puffed up", as Kazumi says, but the pain is gone, and it seems to be healing nicely. And she's looking for heavy gloves to wear the next time we work on the trailer.
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Old 07-11-2017, 11:20 PM   #2
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Good to hear it wasn't as bad as it might have been. Hope she recovers soon and well.
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Yikes!
Hopefully she heals quickly and well and it sounds like a solid pair of gloves would be a good investment.
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best wishes for a speedy recovery
I also recommend gloves & possibly elimination of sharp edges on the jack
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Let me add my best wishes for a speedy recovery. I shudder to think how your mind raced when you first heard the scream and saw the blood. Thank goodness all it took was a few stitches to make right.
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Sounds like you are going to be doing all the cooking for a while.
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Needles. Ugh. Makes me shiver even writing the word.

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Glad to hear she's okay. I got to "on the road screaming" and started thinking broken bones. This is, apparently, the kind of time when learning a person will need stitches is good news.
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You take care of her now Garison, and her pinky. We are all happy that nothing worse happened to her. About stitches, yes, I hate them too....
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been sewed up with no shot, and took 'em out 2 weeks later.
depends on what is pain...
take care of your good woman, buddy.
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