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Old 05-18-2012, 06:17 PM   #1
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THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT!
Calendar for July 2012 (United States)
July
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31

Sorry, tried to space the numbers out properly, but wouldn't hold, but you get the idea.



This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens
once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, forward this to
your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese
Feng Shui. The one who does not forward.....will be without money.
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Old 05-18-2012, 06:46 PM   #2
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so how much did you get!!???
i didn`t even get
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he is saying there are 5 full weekends in july this year.
not sure why it is more significant than 5 full weekends in another month.
but that it is very rare for july, and probably for the other months that can have it.
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being respectful, July has 3 Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays.
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And this June has 5 fri/sats too, good news for people like me who get paid per week

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This is a sample of the moronities that get passed around by the benighted masses on Facebook. My family members sent me so many copies of this particular piece of stupidity I had to resort to humiliating each and every one of them publicly to get them to stop. (Realistically, I understand that I in no way made them grow brains; they just took me off their mailing lists.)

Now, for everyone who got swept up believing this nonsense: As everyone with a brain knows, there are only seven days in a week. This means that a given calendar year can only begin on one of those days. I'll assume you are smart enough to know what those days are.

With me so far? Good. Now, each year will begin on one of these seven days, and proceed happily until the end of February. There, some years will have 28 days and some will have 29, due to this thing we call a "Leap Year". One year might start on a Monday and have 365 days, while another might start on the same day and have 366 days. If you do the math on this, you will learn a very important fact: there are only 14 calendars.

So, you can't possible have an arrangement of dates that only occurs once every 832 years, because there are only 14 calendars.


Some advice for everyone who fell for this nonsense:
1. Everything that your friends and family forward to you in email that contains the words "forward this to ..." is false. All of it. There are no exceptions. It is especially false if it contains the word "money" with an implication that you might receive some.

2. Verify everything. The first thing I did when I read this posting (even knowing that it was false) was to look at a calendar. July 2012, only has four full weekends, and there for cannot have five Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. The next month to have such an arrangement will be March of 2013, so expect another flood of this idiocy next February.

3. Verify everything again. It is incredibly easy to visit snopes.com to verify an internet rumor. To paraphrase a surprisingly large number of people who are believed to have said this, "It is far better to research something and feel like a fool, than to post some nonsense and remove all doubt."
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Old 05-18-2012, 08:45 PM   #7
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This is a sample of the moronities that get passed around by the benighted masses on Facebook. My family members sent me so many copies of this particular piece of stupidity I had to resort to humiliating each and every one of them publicly to get them to stop. (Realistically, I understand that I in no way made them grow brains; they just took me off their mailing lists.)

Now, for everyone who got swept up believing this nonsense: As everyone with a brain knows, there are only seven days in a week. This means that a given calendar year can only begin on one of those days. I'll assume you are smart enough to know what those days are.

With me so far? Good. Now, each year will begin on one of these seven days, and proceed happily until the end of February. There, some years will have 28 days and some will have 29, due to this thing we call a "Leap Year". One year might start on a Monday and have 365 days, while another might start on the same day and have 366 days. If you do the math on this, you will learn a very important fact: there are only 14 calendars.

So, you can't possible have an arrangement of dates that only occurs once every 832 years, because there are only 14 calendars.


Some advice for everyone who fell for this nonsense:
1. Everything that your friends and family forward to you in email that contains the words "forward this to ..." is false. All of it. There are no exceptions. It is especially false if it contains the word "money" with an implication that you might receive some.

2. Verify everything. The first thing I did when I read this posting (even knowing that it was false) was to look at a calendar. July 2012, only has four full weekends, and there for cannot have five Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. The next month to have such an arrangement will be March of 2013, so expect another flood of this idiocy next February.

3. Verify everything again. It is incredibly easy to visit snopes.com to verify an internet rumor. To paraphrase a surprisingly large number of people who are believed to have said this, "It is far better to research something and feel like a fool, than to post some nonsense and remove all doubt."


I told you most humans are silly. Garison808 keep up the good work. There may be hope for you humans yet.
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Originally Posted by Willard McBain
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT!
Calendar for July 2012 (United States)
July
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31

Sorry, tried to space the numbers out properly, but wouldn't hold, but you get the idea.



This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens
once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, forward this to
your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese
Feng Shui. The one who does not forward.....will be without money.

Sorry - July's calender doesn't look anything like that. And July does not have 5 Saturdays nor 5 Fridays. And even if it did it isn't all that unusual for a month to begin on a Friday and any 31 day month that begins on a Friday would have 3 of each weekend day.
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Ok, sorry Did a quick copy/paste after thinking this was interesting.
If a mod wants to dumpster this, fine.
Next time will look into things a bit more before posting.
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Ok, sorry Did a quick copy/paste after thinking this was interesting.
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This is a sample of the moronities that get passed around by the benighted masses on Facebook. My family members sent me so many copies of this particular piece of stupidity I had to resort to humiliating each and every one of them publicly to get them to stop. (Realistically, I understand that I in no way made them grow brains; they just took me off their mailing lists.)

Now, for everyone who got swept up believing this nonsense: As everyone with a brain knows, there are only seven days in a week. This means that a given calendar year can only begin on one of those days. I'll assume you are smart enough to know what those days are.

With me so far? Good. Now, each year will begin on one of these seven days, and proceed happily until the end of February. There, some years will have 28 days and some will have 29, due to this thing we call a "Leap Year". One year might start on a Monday and have 365 days, while another might start on the same day and have 366 days. If you do the math on this, you will learn a very important fact: there are only 14 calendars.

So, you can't possible have an arrangement of dates that only occurs once every 832 years, because there are only 14 calendars.


Some advice for everyone who fell for this nonsense:
1. Everything that your friends and family forward to you in email that contains the words "forward this to ..." is false. All of it. There are no exceptions. It is especially false if it contains the word "money" with an implication that you might receive some.

2. Verify everything. The first thing I did when I read this posting (even knowing that it was false) was to look at a calendar. July 2012, only has four full weekends, and there for cannot have five Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. The next month to have such an arrangement will be March of 2013, so expect another flood of this idiocy next February.

3. Verify everything again. It is incredibly easy to visit snopes.com to verify an internet rumor. To paraphrase a surprisingly large number of people who are believed to have said this, "It is far better to research something and feel like a fool, than to post some nonsense and remove all doubt."
the original quote was by Mark Twain, it went like this
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
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