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Old 04-21-2017, 11:20 AM   #1
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:22 PM   #2
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I'm certainly not trying to defend United, believe me. But I listen/read a lot different news sources and I one of them (can't remember which) said that the passenger in question had given up his seat at the gate for $800 and a guaranteed seat on the next flight. But then he went and boarded the plane anyway.

Did anyone else get this part of the story? If true, I just wonder how he got on the plane after surrendering his ticket.
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Old 04-21-2017, 02:24 PM   #3
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I'm certainly not trying to defend United, believe me. But I listen/read a lot different news sources and I one of them (can't remember which) said that the passenger in question had given up his seat at the gate for $800 and a guaranteed seat on the next flight. But then he went and boarded the plane anyway.
No, that was made up. The airline offered $1000 to anyone who would give up their seats and take the next flight. No one volunteered because the next flight was at 2PM the next day. Then the airline "volunteered" four people, one of whom had patients to see the next day.
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