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Old 05-19-2017, 11:09 AM   #1
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My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR” My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said: “He mated fifty time last year”

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said: “THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR” My wife gave me a healthy jab, grinned and said: “WOW! That’s more than twice a week! You could learn something from that one!”

On the door to the third pen was a sign that said:
“THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR” My wife was so exited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said: “That’s once a day!!!! You could REALLY learn a lot from this one!

I looked at her and said: “Go over and ask any of them if it was with the same old cow”

My condition was upgraded from critical to stable and I should be leaving the hospital in about a week.
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Old 05-19-2017, 01:14 PM   #2
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Cute, very cute!
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Old 05-19-2017, 02:54 PM   #3
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