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Old 07-06-2012, 01:59 AM   #1
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I've just bought my very first cell phone !!

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Old 07-06-2012, 02:22 AM   #2
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Old 07-06-2012, 02:47 AM   #3
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Old 07-06-2012, 02:48 AM   #4
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Old 07-06-2012, 02:51 AM   #5
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How have you lasted this long without one? O.O
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Old 07-06-2012, 03:11 AM   #6
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Old 07-06-2012, 10:12 AM   #7
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Still know someone who is 31, has no mobile, would not know how to turn a computer on, no answering machine(and doesn't answer the phone), and yet he is one of the most popular people that I know. What does that tell all the technophobes?
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:49 AM   #8
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Old 07-06-2012, 02:19 PM   #9
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Didn't need one before... always had a phone at home... never felt the need to have one.
Now i've moved in with a friend and didn't want to take her phone, so i've decided to buy a cell phone to make and receive my own calls.

Its a LG-A341
Pretty basic phone, will cost me a little over 30$ a month, without contract.
Pretty good deal in my book.

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Old 07-06-2012, 02:21 PM   #10
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Guessing Katy doesn't know you moved in
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Old 07-06-2012, 03:42 PM   #11
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Old 07-06-2012, 09:04 PM   #12
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i won't take it to the bathroom with me...

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Originally Posted by bigdan1110
and i won't take any pictures of my dick with it either... before you ask.
Inno might ask
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I shot my last cell phone out of a cannon (work required me to have a blackberry - I'll quit a job that ever requires one of those again).

I have not acquired a new one. Been... over a year now? DAMN I FORGOT TO CELEBRATE AND GET DRUNK!

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and i won't take any pictures of my dick with it either... before you ask.

I thought that's all those phones were for
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and i won't take any pictures of my dick with it either... before you ask.

I thought that's all those phones were for

not mine, sorry

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