First, I'd like to watch the girl in that second pic have a a relapse!
Second, HOW IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST MOTHER FUCKIN' HELL do you slip yourself a drug when you are not looking? The dude has bigger problems that just being addicted to masterbation, me thinks!
Third, Great Britain spent 1000 dollars (US equivelant) to study why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft, and found it is for the woman's pleasure. France spent 2000 dollars on a similar study, and found that it is more important to the man's pleasure. The Americans spent 29.95 for a porno DVD, and found the head is larger than the shaft to keep the man's hand from flying off the end.
I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity!
Don't cry over spilled milk. It could have been beer!!