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Old 07-03-2012, 11:47 AM   #1
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Tag Art Poetry The Cigar

Some sigh for this and that, my wishes don’t go far;
The world may wag at will, so I have my cigar.

Some fret themselves to death with Whig and Tory jar;
I don’t care which is in, so I have my cigar.

Sir John requests my vote, and so does Mr. Marr;
I don’t care how it goes, so I have my cigar.

Some want a German row, some wish a Russian war;
I care not. I’m at peace so I have my cigar.

I never see the ‘Post,’ I seldom read the ‘Star;’
The ‘Globe’ I scarcely heed, so I have my cigar.

Honors have come to men my juniors at the Bar;
No matter–I can wait, so I have my cigar.

Ambition frets me not; a cab or glory’s car
Are just the same to me, so I have my cigar.

I worship no vain gods, but serve the household Lar;
I’m sure to be at home, so I have my cigar.

I do not seek for fame, a general with a scar;
A private let me be, so I have my cigar.

To have my choice among the toys of life’s bazaar,
The deuce may take them all so I have my cigar.

Some minds are often tost by tempests like a tar;
I always seem in port, so I have my cigar.

The ardent flame of love, my bosom cannot char,
I smoke but do not burn, so I have my cigar.

They tell me Nancy Low has married Mr. R.;
The jilt! but I can live, so I have my cigar.

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Old 07-03-2012, 02:04 PM   #2
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One heckuva cigar!
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Old 07-04-2012, 01:46 AM   #3
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Bill Clinton will tell you about a good Cigar
(taste like pussy)
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