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[douchecanoe]

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[jim gatton]

I question if that "80's" one is correct.

The rest are great.

[airu]

In the early 80's, yes. I was born in 79, and all of that was correct.

[wiiGod]

Originally Posted by jim gatton

I question if that "80's" one is correct.

The rest are great.

Disneyland opened in 1955. My parents were born before that but went to Disneyland well before I was born in the '80s, so no, not all of it was correct.

also, In Russia, you Tvoyu mat' bush, but in Capitalist America Bush Tvoyu mat' you!

[samus1001]

Originally Posted by wiiGod

also, In Russia, you Tvoyu mat' bush, but in Capitalist America Bush Tvoyu mat' you!

"Tvoyu mat" is an obscene expletive meaning "your mother". The use of the word mat is slang for mother and is what makes it obscene. I believe the saying you are thinking of is "yob tvoyu mat" meaning "fuck/ed your mother".
Incidently anyone traveling through Russia please keep in mind both these sayings are considered insults AND illegal. While the law is not enforced often I wouldn't trust that you will get away with it. In all male workplaces and the military saying this as a toast while drinking is often considered a joke.

So I fixed it.
In Russia, Yob Tvoyu Mat Bush, but in Capitalist America Bush Yob Tvoyu Mat.

[vEILsIDE2]

interesting stuff

[Duct Tape]

Originally Posted by douchecanoe

Go to their website, and you get a funny alt-text and hidden comic (hover your pointer near the upper right corner of the comic and look for a question mark) to go along with the hilarious comic.

[Riazm]

I Also agree wit the 80's one.

[douchecanoe]

Remember that they are jokes... and right, wrong, mispronounced, or Whatever TF, they should be taken like that?

[anwarhc]

these are funny thanks