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Old 04-26-2012, 12:39 AM   #1
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An older man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

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The doctor's office erupted in laughter.



n ugly girl went to the doctor and admitted that she'd tried to pay men to have sex with her, but all of them fled, complaining that her pussy stank. She couldn't see how that could be true, because when she bent over, she couldn't smell a thing.

The doctor examined her, then said, "You need an operation."

"On my pussy?" she asked.

"On your nose," the doctor replied.



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Old 04-26-2012, 02:20 AM   #2
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Old 04-26-2012, 05:24 PM   #5
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sorry i did agree they are good, and repped
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