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02-09-2011, 05:08 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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Things a Girlfriend Just Won't Say
1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave all my crotch!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for christ's sake, you go hunting with
the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have
my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
21. Not the mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging
handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
25. I signed up for aerobics so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...
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02-09-2011, 06:13 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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17's a bit of a light weight, but the rest are just spot on...
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02-09-2011, 08:37 PM
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Everybody Lies
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Indeed!
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02-09-2011, 09:05 PM
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Just one dumbass away from losing it completely.
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I guess Im just lucky cause before I was married the mrs. did say some of those things to me. She still says 17 to me all the time but thats cause her mom is quite literally bat shit crazy.  Sadly though once the I do's were done, so was all the rest of the good stuff 
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02-09-2011, 09:34 PM
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I'm Posting Naked!
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Good List.
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02-09-2011, 10:09 PM
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I live on these forums, you get out!
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great list
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02-09-2011, 10:40 PM
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He touched me with his noodly appendage
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It'd be a much better list if these were things that girlfriends actually DID say!
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02-09-2011, 10:51 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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Originally Posted by bgregs
It'd be a much better list if these were things that girlfriends actually DID say!
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But who the fuck knows what a girl will say or is thinking? I did the best I could.
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02-09-2011, 10:55 PM
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He touched me with his noodly appendage
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Originally Posted by Maximus Rahl
But who the fuck knows what a girl will say or is thinking? I did the best I could.
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Oh, I agree, you'll almost never hear ANY of these from a girlfriend, much less ALL of them. I just wish that we WOULD hear these things from girlfriends!!
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02-10-2011, 03:06 AM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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im going to go dream about number 24..........
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02-10-2011, 03:10 AM
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Distinguished Forum Member... BOOBS!
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Originally Posted by iceman681
im going to go dream about number 24..........
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Me too
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02-10-2011, 12:28 PM
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Why don't I have a Custom Title by now?
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02-10-2011, 01:47 PM
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Don't forget 26!
26: You were right, I was wrong- I'm sorry.
Though my first GF actually said number 1- and I discovered that it was a horrible and terrible thing. From then on I've had this expectation (See: Hope) that all subsequent girlfriends would be the same way. No such luck. It was a very, very cruel twist of fate.
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02-10-2011, 09:18 PM
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Forum Whore
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Originally Posted by Maximus Rahl
1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave all my crotch!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for christ's sake, you go hunting with
the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have
my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
21. Not the mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging
handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
25. I signed up for aerobics so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...
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1 8 15 and 24 i would deffo say 
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02-10-2011, 10:41 PM
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I Luv Boobies
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That is an outstanding list
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