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lufia
09-15-2006, 11:31 AM
lol at the people who measure from their balls or ass crack ghahahha and think there big :rolleyes:

http://www.barebackjack.com/measuring.html

Dee xx
09-15-2006, 11:43 AM
Hahaha!!! Fucking Brilliant!! :D Now I do hope you guys are going to run off and get measured and let us know your true size ASAP :D

eternal_cynic
09-15-2006, 11:52 AM
very funny.:D

sexyhotmama
09-15-2006, 12:08 PM
Hahaha!!! Fucking Brilliant!! :D Now I do hope you guys are going to run off and get measured and let us know your true size ASAP :D


Damn right we want to know the truth!:D :D

DanUK
09-15-2006, 12:50 PM
That's the way I used to do it anyway, you can't see the numbers on the ruler if you put it underneath :D

apocalypse209
09-15-2006, 02:27 PM
Thats the way I used to measure it myself too. Though it was a pleasant surprise when I measured its circumference.;)

Dee xx
09-15-2006, 04:43 PM
Thats the way I used to measure it myself too. Though it was a pleasant surprise when I measured its circumference.;)


Woo Hoo!! and whos the lucky lady ;)

DanUK
09-15-2006, 05:53 PM
Yeah, the circumfrence is a funny one, you can never estimate it, it always looks like it should be less than it is lol

hotshot141
09-15-2006, 08:06 PM
You could have told us that there was gay porn in there...

eric210
09-15-2006, 08:47 PM
yeah i tried to measure the asscrack way once ended up loosing the ruler......ill never try and squeeze an extra inch or two in again lol just wasnt pleasent

Dee xx
09-15-2006, 09:16 PM
You could have told us that there was gay porn in there...


Hahaha!!! :D

Tygerkat
09-16-2006, 12:33 AM
I'm the one who measured my husband years ago and that's how I did it so I know it's accurate.

flaming infinity
09-16-2006, 12:44 AM
I already knew this. Technically, the entire organ does extend back to the ass crack, though. :p

donsjons
09-16-2006, 02:30 AM
I already knew this. Technically, the entire organ does extend back to the ass crack, though. :p

Anything to gain an inch there right montana.


I knew this as well

flaming infinity
09-16-2006, 03:21 AM
No, I don't care about size. I mentioned it because it's an area people tend to forget is sensitive.

donsjons
09-16-2006, 03:22 AM
I know. Just kidding.

rogueknight
09-16-2006, 08:29 AM
dude there was waaaay too much cock on that link

apocalypse209
09-16-2006, 10:13 AM
No, I don't care about size. I mentioned it because it's an area people tend to forget is sensitive.

You are refering to the pc(pubococcygeus) muscles. The PC muscle is the muscle you use to stop the flow of urine from the bladder. It is also the muscle that contracts when you ejaculate, moving the semen up through the penis and out of the body.The strength of these muscles decide how long you can continue before you ejaculate. It is the key to male multiple orgasms.

DanUK
09-16-2006, 05:28 PM
I think he's referring to the corpora cavernosa, the actual "shaft" of the penis which continues into the body by quite a lot. Infact the only way of lengthening the penis through surgery is by cutting the suspensory ligaments that hold it there, sometimes allowing it to come out a bit. Although usually it has no effect other than making the penis not stand up but hang down even when erect, sometime even scar tissue buildup can make the penis shorter.

flaming infinity
09-16-2006, 11:16 PM
Actually, those are very good answers Dan and apocolypse. I'm just wondering why it is that you know that. :p

DanUK
09-17-2006, 01:19 AM
Actually, those are very good answers Dan and apocolypse. I'm just wondering why it is that you know that. :p

I have really good alphabetical recall (I think they call it), I just tend not to forget information I pick up if it's words. Numbers and letters that have no form (like formulas) I'm disastriously bad with, the only phone numbers I've ever been able to remember are my mobile, my house, and my nans house, and that's only really because there's a pattern to them. The exception seems to be names tho (GT42, M16, A13) but I think that's because I can attatch them to an image...I can tell you all about a battle in the 10th century, tons of shit about either side, what lead up to it, what decided it etc, but if you ask me the date I'm fucked :p

Moua
09-17-2006, 10:13 AM
xD i really loved that link cause they called a dick whose girth onlöy was 6 inches a beercan while mines 6.9 around xD

DanUK
09-17-2006, 03:17 PM
I dunno what kinda beer cans they get in the country that was written, but 6 inches is like one of those skinny red-bull cans lol, I'm bigger than 6inches in circumfrence, but smaller than a can of Fosters/Carlsburg/Guinness etc...

Moua
09-17-2006, 03:31 PM
I dunno what kinda beer cans they get in the country that was written, but 6 inches is like one of those skinny red-bull cans lol, I'm bigger than 6inches in circumfrence, but smaller than a can of Fosters/Carlsburg/Guinness etc...

wait a min? i thought you were female xD yeah gota agree there altho ive got a girth of 6.9 its not evenc lsoe to being close to a real beer can ^^

DanUK
09-17-2006, 03:33 PM
wait a min? i thought you were female xD

:eek:

Where the hell did you get that impression lol :D

flaming infinity
09-17-2006, 08:39 PM
Welcome to the club Dan. :p

Leah
09-17-2006, 10:47 PM
wait a min? i thought you were female xD


Hahaha, weeeell you are pretty good at painting toe nails, something youve been hiding? Nah, I can assure you he is male :p

Leah
-x-

Moua
09-18-2006, 05:59 AM
kk
well there are TONS of people who at least claim to be lesbians arouynd here so... ;) well ok i guess your at least claiming to be amle but its just the way you type when someone types 90% of the time i can guess his / her gender siorry but you have a feminime writing style ;P

Leah
09-18-2006, 06:06 PM
Haha, thats priceless, Im so going to take the piss out of him over this lol, but I can assure you hes male, well, unless s/he knows a REALLY good plastic surgeon :D

Leah
-x-

sexyhotmama
09-18-2006, 07:04 PM
kk
well there are TONS of people who at least claim to be lesbians arouynd here so... ;) well ok i guess your at least claiming to be amle but its just the way you type when someone types 90% of the time i can guess his / her gender siorry but you have a feminime writing style ;P


LMAO Thats funny! Poor Dan. You will be ok! :D I didnt think he was a female at all.

Tygerkat
09-20-2006, 02:43 AM
Didn't we have this problem with FI back when he was Montana?:D

flaming infinity
09-20-2006, 03:02 AM
Well, when I came back, I had a poll to see if I could be an honorary woman. :p

Tygerkat
09-21-2006, 02:57 AM
Well, when I came back, I had a poll to see if I could be an honorary woman. :p

I think I missed that poll. What were the results?

flaming infinity
09-21-2006, 03:01 AM
It was only up for one day. (I think you were on vacation then) From the few people that did vote, I got to be an honorary woman. :D

eternal_cynic
09-21-2006, 11:47 AM
It was only up for one day. (I think you were on vacation then) From the few people that did vote, I got to be an honorary woman. :D

i think you should proudly put that line in you signature...:D

Tygerkat
09-22-2006, 03:03 AM
i think you should proudly put that line in you signature...:D

I agree. "Flaming Infinity: Honorary Woman":D

flaming infinity
09-22-2006, 03:23 AM
Too bad it doesn't let me be BBD's girlfriend, though. :p

Tygerkat
09-23-2006, 02:34 AM
Too bad it doesn't let me be BBD's girlfriend, though. :p

No, you'd have to have some surgery and hormone therapy for that.;)